profpicsmallFour years ago, I started this blog with the introduction:  “I’m Hope, and I ruin food.”

Over the course of many months, I taught myself how to cook.  I read books, I watched videos, I griped to my mom as she gave me advice over shots of vodka, and eventually I got to the point where I wasn’t “bad.”  I also wasn’t “great,” but it sounds better to say “not bad.”

I took some time off from blogging here–okay, two years off–while I finished school, self-published a couple of books, and settled into a real career.  While I feel my cooking skills have greatly improved since I began this blog, it turns out there’s still a lot of learning to be done and many a humiliating story to be shared.

Since it all began, I’ve gotten married, purchased a damn fine house, settled into a career as a technical writer, and in February 2016 I gave birth to my first child, an amazing baby girl!  Yet at 30 years old with all of this to show for myself, I still don’t feel like I have a clue what the f%$# I’m doing half the time.  So what began as a humorous cooking blog has evolved into a (hopefully equally) humorous blog of all things domestic.  Cooking, cleaning, pets, husbands, children–you name it, if it’s happening under my roof, I’ve got something to say about it.

I hope you kick back and stay awhile.  I’d offer you some cookies, but I’ve most likely burned them.


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  1. I’m glad you’re fighting the culinary fight. I can only brown ground hamburger meat, or make scrambled eggs. I mean they’re good scrambled eggs, but still. Lead on!


  2. “If you give me chocolate cake, I’ll be your friend forever.”

    Dead Simple Chuck It All Together Chocolate Cake.

    1 2/3 cups flour
    1 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
    1 1/2 cups sugar
    2/3 cup cocoa powder
    1 teaspoon salt
    1 1/2 cups milk
    100 g (3 1/2 oz) melted butter
    2 eggs
    1 teaspoon vanilla

    1. Preheat oven to 180 C (350 F)

    2. Grease 20cm springform pan, line with greaseproof baking paper.

    3. Put all ingredients into a processor and mix.

    4. Pour into baking pan.

    5. Bake for 50 minutes, ..is time measured the same way in the US or do you have to convert according to time zones?
    (Centre should spring back, and skewer comes out clean)

    6. Cool, and ice… (frost whatever ya call it..)

    100 g (3 1/2 oz) butter
    250 g (8.81849 oz or 1 cup) icing sugar…(powdered sugar)
    1/3 cup of cocoa
    Milk to mix
    1 teaspoon vanilla

    Beat butter and dry ingredients until combined, add milk, teaspoon by teaspoon, until you have a thickish, soft, spreadable, delectable icing. Use 1/3 to fill sliced cake, and the rest as icing. Refrigerate till set.

    *OK I can’t claim this recipe, but this is the stock standard chocolate cake that my wife bakes, and it is an awesome chocolate cake, rich, dark and handsome… opps moist..


  3. I think we might just be the same person. I can’t cook (mainly because my boyfriend is terrified and disgusted at the prospect of eating Mac and Cheese from a box) and I like grammar. You could say I’m a grammar nazi in training.

    And I love your header! And Sedaris is phenomenal.



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