For I have sinned. It has been roughly 30 days since my last bathroom cleaning.
Hi, MCYOD readers. Long time no see? Well, that’s what happens when you have a baby!
My daughter E was born in February and motherhood is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I. Love. This. Girl.
But it’s no lie when you hear about how hard it is to cook, clean, and exercise when you have a newborn. E is ten weeks old and I have cleaned my bathroom ONCE since she evacuated my uterus.
Somehow I still manage to cook, which is good news coming from the woman whose blog’s name contains the word “cook.” Most of the time it’s nothing fancy, like tacos or spaghetti, but every so often I get ambitious (like last night) and I make mashed potatoes. If you think mashed potatoes aren’t fancy, you must be new here. Potatoes are my arch nemesis.
Now that E is starting to have some identifiable nap time, I figured it’s a good time to make my way back here. I’ve missed you all. I hope you’ve missed me.
(And if you’re asking why I’m not using E’s nap time to clean my bathroom: don’t. When I can clean my bathroom sitting on my butt on the couch, then we’ll talk.)